Today was A DAY!
Iโm sure youโve had days when you are so stressed that you think you might pull your hair out.
Well, that was my day, so I was in desperate need of a really good laugh. I realized that I didnโt laugh much at all and that is such a shame! Laughing releases all those endorphins in the brain and can really lighten our mood to help us feel better.
After I made dinner, washed the dishes and played with Bella for a little while, I started surfing in an effort to find funny stuff to make me laugh. I was successful!
Yep!
Now it is your turn to laugh at the funny quotes!
Revenge
Jealousy
Manners
Attitude
Oh My!
Diet
Social Media
Humility
Adele
Job
Cashier
This one is my favorite! I just laughed right out loud! How many times have you felt like saying something like this after you have finally made it to the line and the clerk is finished ringing up the groceries?
Funny? Which is your favorite?
Thank you for helping me smile!
Iโm so glad you enjoyed them!
I hope you have a grrrrrrrrrreat day!
I love the look of your pictures. They are half the fun! My favorite quote is also the last one about the cashier. I always know what I want at a fast food place, but they ask if thatโs all as if they wish I would buy more! Nope, give me my dollar burger and small fries! I have a budget! Haha thanks for the fun post
I agree! The pictures crack me up! Iโm glad you enjoyed it!
Actually, Iโve found that itโs worth taking 2 seconds to see if theyโd like anything more, or else they will inevitably say โOh, and could I get a bottle of water too?โ just after youโve pressed the button on the credit card machine. And for some reason, even when itโs a last minute request, people get surprisingly annoyed when you have to ring them up twice. Especially when there are 30 people in line.
But obviously, the whole list is very funny! I donโt mean to be one of those people thatโs all serious and ruins the joke. Itโs good.
If you said that to me after 8 hours of serving people at a monotonous job, I would probably get a good laugh unless you were seriously rude about it.
LOL, mom needed this today. The next time I go grocery shopping or any other store that does that to me again, I am gonna do this too! LOL I now can hardly wait. I will let you know how it goes. LOL
I also like Adel and Manners. I give Tom gum for his breath all the time, he usually just chews it, lol.
I love your funnies the most! Terrible arenโt I? Of course, your mama reads all your blog posts everyday. I canโt let Joan get ahead of me! lol
Iโm glad you enjoyed the funnies, Mom. I needed a good laugh too and the last one about the cashier really had me laughing.
Oh, I needed these. Thanks!
Iโm torn: loved Diet (been there, too many times) and Social Media (what ARE they hiding?). But, gotta go with Job as my fave funny. I have had waaay too many jobs where the chair was the only good thing about the day.
LOL Thatโs too funny Jules!
I love the cashier too, & will definitely use it! โฆbut my favorite is the one about sleeping being like death but without the commitment! that totally cracked me up!!!
Iโm glad you got cracked up!
I liked the one about sleeping; itโs a bit warped. Great website!
LOL Yes, it is a bit warped! Thanks for visiting!
I must say your website is so unique and wonderful !
It is the beauty of posts and has nice style presentation !
Iโll try my best to visit and read more beautiful ,attractive stuff:-)
Iโll be happy if you visit and suggest some tips for my blog too!
Wish you all the best
Thank you! Iโll jump over and visit you.
The cashier one doesnโt work unless youโre just ignorant. When they ask will this be it for you, they mean like cigarettes, stamps, or other things that are behind the counter. I think thatโs pretty obvious. =P
LOL Paul, they donโt have cigarettes and stamps behind the counter at my grocery store!
I agree with job and Jealousy quotes.
thanks for this great quotes. i love very much the quotes that make e motivated and smiling all the time.
keep posting.
Thank you very much Jack!
the one about the cashier. i think that may stem trom a gas station where the cigarettes or gas are all things peoplel might need extra, on top of, what they sent down on the counter.
Oh! Thatโs a great point, Tyler! That really does make sense! Thanks!
Fantastic quotes, they made my day!!!
The cashier one is AWESOME!! And the breath mint! Well I could go on and on โ thank you for making me laugh!
Iโm pleased to find this awesome site. Wonderful sayings and brilliant ideas. thanks.
Thanks Linda!
Okay. Iโve subscribed! Your words make me giggle. I have a ginger beard- does that count? Loving your words. I live in england, work in a dementia nursing home (activities organizer), and a riter, poet and artist. Lovely to stumble into you!
Thanks my friend for this nice list
Thank you for the laughs. Happy thanksgiving!