Today was A DAY!
I’m sure you’ve had days when you are so stressed that you think you might pull your hair out.
Well, that was my day, so I was in desperate need of a really good laugh. I realized that I didn’t laugh much at all and that is such a shame! Laughing releases all those endorphins in the brain and can really lighten our mood to help us feel better.
After I made dinner, washed the dishes and played with Bella for a little while, I started surfing in an effort to find funny stuff to make me laugh. I was successful!
Yep!
Now it is your turn to laugh at the funny quotes!
Revenge
Jealousy
Manners
Attitude
Oh My!
Diet
Social Media
Humility
Adele
Job
Cashier
This one is my favorite! I just laughed right out loud! How many times have you felt like saying something like this after you have finally made it to the line and the clerk is finished ringing up the groceries?
Funny? Which is your favorite?
Thank you for helping me smile!
I’m so glad you enjoyed them!
I hope you have a grrrrrrrrrreat day!
I love the look of your pictures. They are half the fun! My favorite quote is also the last one about the cashier. I always know what I want at a fast food place, but they ask if that’s all as if they wish I would buy more! Nope, give me my dollar burger and small fries! I have a budget! Haha thanks for the fun post 🙂
I agree! The pictures crack me up! I’m glad you enjoyed it! 🙂
Actually, I’ve found that it’s worth taking 2 seconds to see if they’d like anything more, or else they will inevitably say “Oh, and could I get a bottle of water too?” just after you’ve pressed the button on the credit card machine. And for some reason, even when it’s a last minute request, people get surprisingly annoyed when you have to ring them up twice. Especially when there are 30 people in line.
But obviously, the whole list is very funny! I don’t mean to be one of those people that’s all serious and ruins the joke. It’s good. 🙂 If you said that to me after 8 hours of serving people at a monotonous job, I would probably get a good laugh unless you were seriously rude about it.
😀 I’ve had people ask me and then I remembered one more thing! I usually don’t run to the VERY back of the store to get it because the line behind me is long, but at least I remembered. LOL For me, that’s a HUGE accomplishment 😛
LOL, mom needed this today. The next time I go grocery shopping or any other store that does that to me again, I am gonna do this too! LOL I now can hardly wait. I will let you know how it goes. LOL
I also like Adel and Manners. I give Tom gum for his breath all the time, he usually just chews it, lol.
I love your funnies the most! Terrible aren’t I? Of course, your mama reads all your blog posts everyday. I can’t let Joan get ahead of me! lol
I’m glad you enjoyed the funnies, Mom. I needed a good laugh too and the last one about the cashier really had me laughing. 😀
Oh, I needed these. Thanks!
I’m torn: loved Diet (been there, too many times) and Social Media (what ARE they hiding?). But, gotta go with Job as my fave funny. I have had waaay too many jobs where the chair was the only good thing about the day.
LOL That’s too funny Jules!
I love the cashier too, & will definitely use it! …but my favorite is the one about sleeping being like death but without the commitment! that totally cracked me up!!! 😀
I’m glad you got cracked up! 😛
I liked the one about sleeping; it’s a bit warped. Great website!
LOL Yes, it is a bit warped! Thanks for visiting!
I must say your website is so unique and wonderful !
It is the beauty of posts and has nice style presentation !
I’ll try my best to visit and read more beautiful ,attractive stuff:-)
I’ll be happy if you visit and suggest some tips for my blog too!
Wish you all the best 🙂
Thank you! I’ll jump over and visit you. 😀
The cashier one doesn’t work unless you’re just ignorant. When they ask will this be it for you, they mean like cigarettes, stamps, or other things that are behind the counter. I think that’s pretty obvious. =P
LOL Paul, they don’t have cigarettes and stamps behind the counter at my grocery store! 😀
I agree with job and Jealousy quotes.
😀 Thanks!
thanks for this great quotes. i love very much the quotes that make e motivated and smiling all the time.
keep posting.
Thank you very much Jack!
the one about the cashier. i think that may stem trom a gas station where the cigarettes or gas are all things peoplel might need extra, on top of, what they sent down on the counter.
Oh! That’s a great point, Tyler! That really does make sense! Thanks!
Fantastic quotes, they made my day!!!
🙂 Good!!!! 🙂
The cashier one is AWESOME!! And the breath mint! Well I could go on and on – thank you for making me laugh!
😉 I’m glad you enjoyed them.
I’m pleased to find this awesome site. Wonderful sayings and brilliant ideas. thanks.
Thanks Linda! 🙂
Okay. I’ve subscribed! Your words make me giggle. I have a ginger beard- does that count? Loving your words. I live in england, work in a dementia nursing home (activities organizer), and a riter, poet and artist. Lovely to stumble into you! 😉
😀 Ginger beards DO count! Welcome to my blog and it’s nice to have you here. Do you have a blog too? 🙂
Thanks my friend for this nice list 🙂
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Thank you for the laughs. Happy thanksgiving!