When you start to feel depressed or grumpy, laughter will send endorphins to your brain and actually lighten your mood. In case you are a bit under the weather today or if you just want a good laugh, here are some funny one liners that will do the trick.
Bye Bye!
I’ve known quite a few people who make me feel this way. LOL
Not Naming Names
I’m not going to call anyone out on this one, but you know who you are and I had a good laugh tonight thinking about how true this joke can be!
My Next Trip To The Grocers
I’ve had people do this to me many times when I leave the cart at the end of the aisle, Maybe I will do it when I go to the grocery store in the morning. LOL
Life Alert
Mom, NOW will you get a Life Alert?
She’s Not So Pretty
Ha!!! Better buy the expensive make up!
You’re Not That Awesome
Sleeping
Unfortnately, this has been me lately, however, I still think it is quite funny.
Never Under Estimate Me
Gotcha! What a great way to end an argument!
Hermitizing
I love becoming a hermit! It’s awesome! There’s so much peace in hermitizing.
Shouting
When I read this for the first time, I actually just laughed right out loud.
Me
Honestly, I am so pale that this would probably happen if I didn’t wear makeup.
Other People
This one liner was one of my favorites. I’ve had many of these days and I think this ecard exactly expresses the sentiment in just a few brief words.
Employment
Just keep on pushing until the weekend!
True Life
Of course I saved the best for last. I think this is my favorite because it has actually happened to me many times. I’m terrified of bugs!
Teresa Custor says
When did you stop doing number three? lol and I like Web Med and no I do not care who knows it. I would rather crochet than have fire fighters with their big ole boots mess up my carpet any day. lol lol lol These are my favorite blog post always. Life should be fun
Sherry Riter says
Oh I know how much you like WebMD!!! LOLOLOL
You’re funny about the fire fighters. Cracked me up!!!
Kenny Sellards says
Thanks for the laughs my friend! 🙂 <3
Sherry Riter says
😀 My pleasure Kenny! 😀