Cows And Bulls
A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull’s stall states “This bull mated 50 times last year.
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, isn’t that nice!.”
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!”
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 times last year.”
The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!! You could really learn from this one.”
The annoyed man turns to his wife and says, “Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.”
Exercise
Have you ever felt like this? Oh yeah! I just want someone to come out with an exercise you can do once have have”Instant Flat Tummy” or “Instant Abs,” you know?
Texting
I’m sure I’ve never done this in real life. LOL
Running
Running is hard on the joints, so I don’t really want to add undo pain to my body. Sounds like a good reason not to run!
Sleeping
Too much is never going to happen.
I bet MOST yoga pants fit in this category!
OCD
No truer words have ever been spoken. That is the reason I post so many inspirational and motivational quotes on Facebook!
Scared Of The Animals
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get your drunk self off the merry-go-round!
LOL!!! I hate to admit it, but I especially liked the one about the bulls – laughed out loud!!!
😉 I especially liked that one too Skip. 🙂