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Chuckle Of The Day – Alphabet, Redhead, Marriage And Books

By Sherry Riter 6 Comments

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Alphabet

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Husband: “A B C D E F G H I J K.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about I J K?”

Husband: “I‘m just kidding!”

Blonde, Redhead And Brunette

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.

The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

Marriage Jealousy

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters the kitchen, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”

Teacher And Student Discuss Books

Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?”

Student: “My father’s check book!”

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  1. Kenny Sellards says

    January 30, 2015 at 9:28 am

    Thank you for the morning *chuckle* 🙂 <3

    Reply
    • Sherry Riter says

      February 6, 2015 at 6:07 am

      My pleasure Kenny! 😛

      Reply
  2. Skip_D says

    January 30, 2015 at 11:31 am

    ROFLOL!!!

    Reply
    • Sherry Riter says

      February 6, 2015 at 6:07 am

      😛 I loved them too Skip!

      Reply
  3. Aleta Curry says

    February 9, 2015 at 8:25 pm

    Re Alphabet Wife:

    NHAK (Needs his assets kicked!) 🙂

    Reply
    • Sherry Riter says

      February 13, 2015 at 2:14 am

      LOLOLOL You’re too funny Aleta! 😛

      Reply

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