Socks
I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
Women
Did you know line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom
Text From The Neighbor
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Harry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Bloody auto correct feature of my email system! I meant “wifi, not “wife” – stupid spell checker!
Want to read another funny? Try this one…Castration and LOL
Joan says
Yep you were right. They all were short and funny! 🙂
Sherry Riter says
😛