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Wearing A Dress And High Heels To A Wedding – 10 Things NOT To Wear To A Wedding

By Sherry Riter 10 Comments

I’m a bulky sweater, pajamas, flannel shirt, blue jeans, long johns, socks, boots and sneakers kind of woman. A slinky dress, silky hose and six inch heels are completely opposite to my normal clothing. However there are times when it isn’t appropriate to wear my jeans or casual business attire. Since I needed to attend a wedding a few weeks ago, it was one of those times that I had to abandon the comfortable clothes for an outfit that proves I have legs that hide under my jeans.

The first order of business was a shopping trip for something appropriate to wear. As I scoured the store racks, eventually I found a dress that I thought looked suitable and was quite thrilled to find that it was a SALE dress that to my delight was further discounted on the price tag. Even more exciting was there was another discount given at the cash register. Oh yes, the dress was DRASTICALLY REDUCED and I only had to pay $29.99.

I know, it’s shocking.

$29.99 for a slinky, form fitting dress appropriate for a wedding.

I’m still quite thrilled that I found such a wonderful sale.

Although posting pictures of myself makes me as uncomfortable as a bed full of pine cones, I’m going to post them anyway because I’ve already used parts of them as my new blog and Facebook headers and avatar.

Yes, I’m stiff because I don’t know where to put my arms and hands while “posing” for a picture.

the redhead sherry riter green dress full

Looking straight at the camera didn’t do much for me, so I decided to look away, but I still didn’t figure out what to do with my hands nor did I smile.

the redhead sherry riter green dress high heels

Ahhhh, yes, a picture that I’m comfortable with and the pose was easy! Although the shoes made my height six feet two inches, it was a breeze to walk in them…for short periods of time. I’m really not used to shoes that high, so they made my feet tired. BUT the shoes ROCK and I LOVE them!

Now a close up with me staring right at you! Eyes green. Eye shadow just a hint of green. Dress green. Leaves all around green. Green eggs and ham! No wait! Wrong story! LOL

the redhead sherry riter green dress

The wedding was beautiful and I didn’t feel like an old hag attending it, so I guess that makes my outfit a success. Now every time I see myself in the green, I’m going to be thinking $29.99! Yes!

For a “non-shopper,” you have to admit that I did pretty good getting the dress on a super duper sale.

Now let’s get to the good stuff…

10 Things Not To Wear To A Wedding

I think everyone will agree that there are some outfits you just shouldn’t wear to a wedding. So here is a short list of 10 things you should NOT wear to a wedding if you are the guest.

    1. A white dress – There are thousands of other colors, so under no circumstances do you ever wear a white dress to a wedding unless you are the bride.
    2. A sparkly movie star dress – This is a wedding, not the Oscars. You are not walking the red carpet to get an award. You are there to watch two people get married. Stay focused on the purpose of this event.
    3. A bathing suit – Um, no.
    4. As much makeup as a clown – Makeup can be tastefully applied, but if you put on so much that you start to look like a clown, you’ve gone too far.
    5. A dress that is so short your butt cheeks hang out – I think this one is self-explanatory unless you want me to describe it as a hoochie mama dress.
    6. A hoodie – I’m the first to say that hoodies are FANTASTIC, but they are not intended to be worn to weddings.
    7. No bra and a neckline that reveals too much of both girls – That means do NOT let TOO MUCH of your boobs show by having them flopping everywhere.
    8. A sheer dress – Don’t let your imagination run amok. I believe this could either be called hoochie mama or stripper clothes. LOL
    9. Prints that are loud and overwhelming – Big flower dresses and shirts are normal in Hawaii, but not to weddings in the rest of the United States.
    10. A bulky sweater, pajamas, flannel shirt, blue jeans, long johns, socks, boots and sneakers – Did that sound familiar? Yep, it is my normal attire and they are not to be worn to weddings.



    That brings us back full circle to my slinky dress, silky hose and six inch heels.

    Now that the wedding is over, those clothes are all packed away and I’m back in front of the computer wearing…

    Yep. Pajamas.

    Sexy knit blue pajamas with little sheep on them. Hot, hot, hot! (laughing my head off)

    knit pajamas counting sheep

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  1. Jerel Gall says

    June 3, 2014 at 1:09 am

    Bold! Beautiful! You can work on the runway model technique later. You look great! OKAY, so much for the pajamas…now about that dress!

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    • Sherry Riter says

      June 3, 2014 at 11:01 am

      😉 Thank you Jerel!!!!

      Reply
  2. Joan says

    June 3, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    OMG, Sherry, you are an absolute riot! Your “10 Things Not To Wear To A Wedding” was hysterical. But what really had me laugh out loud was when you were posing for your picture and wrote, “Yes, I’m stiff because I don’t know where to put my arms and hands while “posing” for a picture.” For a woman who is so stunningly beautiful as you are and turns heads everywhere you go, you act like a complete nerd. (Only saying that in the kindest way, 🙂 because I know that you truly have no idea how beautiful you are and that is not an act on your behalf. I know for a fact that you really do not believe you are beautiful.) Sigh.

    Someday when you are seventy years old you will look back at these pictures of yourself and say, “OMG, I was a babe! What was I thinking when I thought I wasn’t pretty.” I’m telling you, Sherry, that’s exactly what you will be saying to yourself. Enjoy it all now, because it is gone faster than you think. 🙂

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    • Sherry Riter says

      June 4, 2014 at 9:14 pm

      I’m so glad you thought “10 Things Not To Wear To A Wedding” was funny! 😛

      By the way, I act like a complete nerd because I am a nerd. LOL

      Thank you for thinking I am beautiful. You are right. I do not feel like I look beautiful or pretty. I think I am rather plain…very plain except that my hair is wild curly red. Even when I am 70 years old, I am sure I won’t look back and think I look like a “babe.” That almost makes me laugh. But thank you very much Joan for saying you think that I am…you just need trifocals in the worst way. {{{hugsss}}}

      Reply
  3. Pam@over50feeling40 says

    June 5, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    This color is gorgeous on you! Wear it often…to weddings and anything else!! Thanks for posting on the Thursday Blog Hop!

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    • Sherry Riter says

      June 12, 2014 at 4:40 am

      Thank you so much Pam!!! That’s really so sweet of you to say! {{{{hugsss}}}}

      Reply
  4. Renea Tartaro says

    June 14, 2014 at 3:59 am

    I swear we must be sisters! I never know how to pose for pictures! People tell me I am pretty – I don’t scare small children. People tell me I have great hair – I have finally learned to deal with the curl and redheads are IN these days! But the green is fantastic on you and you should dress “up” all the time! You are inspirational!!!

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    • Sherry Riter says

      June 15, 2014 at 8:55 am

      LOL I don’t scare small children either, so if that’s the criteria, we are both doing okay! LOL Thank you!

      Reply
  5. Tony says

    November 13, 2015 at 11:10 am

    Like wow!!! 😉 I know this posting is older now but might I say you looked amazing in that pretty green dress and I especially love the high heels. 😉 such admiration you look fabulous. 😉 x

    Reply
    • Sherry Riter says

      November 23, 2015 at 8:45 am

      Awwww, thank you Tony!

      Reply

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