Hospital Regulations
Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.’
Senior Marriage
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy, ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
‘Yep!’
‘Do I know her?’
‘Nope!’
The old man asked, ‘This woman, is she good looking?’
‘Not really.’
‘Is she a good cook?’
‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’
‘Does she have lots of money?’
‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’
‘I don’t know.’
Confused he asked, ‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’
‘Because she can still drive!’
Aging Physical
Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc. You said, ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that! I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.'”
The Aging Man And Ice Cream
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’
‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’
teresa says
Mother really needed this,lol. I love the first one , made me laugh out loud for I could see this happen with myself. lol
Sherry Riter says
I’m glad you enjoyed the post. Too funny that you think you could be like the first one. 🙂
Sophie says
Last one is the best!
Sherry Riter says
😀 I’ so glad you enjoyed them Sophie! Hope you’ve had a nice day!
Joan says
You hit the jackpot! These chuckles were hilarious! 🙂
Sherry Riter says
😀 Glad I made you laugh, Joan! Hope it isn’t too hot in sunny California today!
Skip_D says
love them all!! can’t pick a favorite!
Sherry Riter says
😀 Good! That means you enjoyed all of them a lot!
JKW says
Great Laughs, thanks. Blessings, Janet
Sherry Riter says
😀 I’m glad you enjoyed and laughed!