Laughing My Butt Off Humorous Jokes – So Funny!

I had a rather hectic, stressful and long day at work on Monday. To make matters worse, I had to stop at the grocery store and pick up some eggs, salmon, chicken and sweet potatoes. I know you really wanted to know what I purchased at the store. LOL

Anyway!

On top of all of that, I got home late, made a quick dinner and sat down to watch a training webinar. Hopefully, I will retain what I learned and continue to soak up more of the information. So while sitting at the computer listening, I surfed for some happy stuff.

I not only found happy stuff, but there were things that made me laugh my butt off!

Did you know that LMBO is the abbreviation for Laughing My Butt Off? It is such a great abbreviation!

Let me share this humor with you so that you can laugh your butt off too!

I’m sure you can understand why I laughed so hard at the first two humor filled jokes if you consider that the whole time I’m home, I’m wearing pajamas. As a matter of fact, when I went to Costco on Friday night, I left some non-perishable groceries in the trunk of the car. Well, later that evening I wanted some of the stuff in the trunk, but there was no way I would go back out to the car because…

Was that too much information? Talking about abbreviations. TMI = Too Much Information. Did you already know that abbreviation?

Well, as soon as I got to the office Monday, there was someone that caused me to feel exactly like this next joke because they have a personality trait that is very annoying. Can you guess what it might be? I’m going to tell you.

Nagging.

Yeah. It goes beyond reminding or inquiring. It’s straight out nagging.

Let me just say that after living through the incessant nagging by this person, I can FEEL for men who are nagged by their wives. Oh my goodness! Nagging should be outlawed!

With that in mind, this next humorous picture is how I felt FIRST thing in the morning. Such a crying shame. LOL

If you ever decide to visit the great state of Virginia, you will quickly learn that people can’t drive. Actually, they can drive sometimes, but they can’t ever merge onto the highway correctly. I know that Virginia is for lovers, but I have no feelings of love when all the cars run the yield sign and then scream, cuss and do all manner of hand signals at me. It is truly pa-thet-ic. That’s why I think this next suggestion is absolutely hilarious. I need it…really.

Moving right along, I think that the joke you just read goes nicely with the next one.

You know I’m building this post to a hilarious climax, don’t you?

For this next humorous joke you need to think about the older woman who is trying to find a suitable companion. Just because she’s aging doesn’t mean she doesn’t enjoy companionship, love, fun, excitement and sex as much or more than the younger generation.

However…

The older a woman becomes, the harder and harder it gets to find someone who is compatible.

Of course, we can’t leave out the proud and happy women who have lots of kids and display the fact on their vans with those lovely stick figures on the back window.

Did you see what I posted on my Facebook a couple days ago about Monday’s? I don’t like Monday at all, unless I have it off!

No. I don’t like running. I think I look really silly when I run. Silly!

Now let’s vent about repair people. Sorry if you are a repair person that makes house calls. I get so aggravated when a company says, “We can’t set a time, but it will be between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m.

Gimme a break people!

So in other words, I hear this in my head…

“Your time is not worth one thing to us. Although we are providing you with a service, you have to make all the concessions. If any time is getting wasted, it will be yours and not ours. On top of that, we are still going to keep charging you more and more each year.”

I think I’m feeling a little sassy!

In case you didn’t know, a redheaded person can also be called a ginger. The two terms are synonymous with one another.

I love redhead jokes. Seriously. I think some redhead jokes are just soooooooooooooo hilarious. So this little ditty made me laugh especially at the view inside my head .

Ummm…Jackie Chan has no need to see me as a threat.

Finally, we are at my favorite joke.

I don’t sleep at work.

(rolling my eyes)

My big thing is I get so caught up in an activity that I forget to eat lunch or if it is at the end of an evening, I don’t realize that it is way past time for me to leave work.

Bearing that in mind along with the fact that I do pray to God daily, I think you will find this last joke is funny.

I am still laughing my butt off at that one. It is just so funny!

Uh huh, LMBO!

Part of what makes it so funny to me is that many, many, many times I have set or laid my head down on my desk while blogging only to have Alyssa catch me sleeping. I fall asleep constantly, so the next time it happens, I’m going to fake like I am praying!

Oh my goodness, ya’ll. It feels so good to laugh. I am so happy!