Little Girl’s Prayer For Grandpa
“Dear God,” the little girl said while kneeling by her bed. “Please send clothes for all those poor ladies on Grandpa’s computer. Amen.”
Good Wives
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world, then he made the Earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Lady’s Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with the basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135,” I said.
The nurse asked me to step onto the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180 pounds.
The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“5 foot 4,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 5 foot 2 inches.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it was very high.
“Of course it is high!” I screamed. “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
The doctor put me on Prozac.
What a witch.
What a great little chucke first thing in the morning! Love it! Have a great day! 🙂
I’m glad you enjoyed it!!! I hope you enjoy your weekend!
hehehe… good one!!! 😀
Glad you liked it! I love the prayer for grandpa. LOL
LOL!!! yes! 😀
That’s the one that really shocked me the most! 😉
Ohhh you did it again, Redhead Riter! You made me chuckle out loud! I loved the prayer for Grandpa also! 🙂
😀 That was my favorite one!!!!
Haha! Thanks for the laugh 🙂
Nikki
@rushedmommy
You’re welcome Nikki!!!
I hope you had a good week-end and will have a better week than last. Take care!
Thank you Katlupe!!!
Ha ha!
Made my Monday a lot more bearable 😀
Thank you.
😀 Good!
I like them all, but I guess I’m an odd duck because I like the one about God promising men good and obedient wives. It serves them right for expecting women to be “obedient”. They shouldn’t be so picky! God got the last laugh! LOL! See, God does have a sense of Humor!
God Bless,
PJ
LOL