3 Beautiful Young Ladies
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
That night, he shows up at his mother’s house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.
At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, ‘OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?’
Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, ‘The one in the middle.’
The young man is astounded. ‘How in the world did you figure it out?’
‘Easy,’ she says. ‘I don’t like her.’
3 Pathetic Short Jokes That I Couldn’t Resist Posting
Actually, these jokes were so pathetic that I couldn’t help but laugh!!! Now you will suffer too especially with the last one that made me laugh right out loud!
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Question: How do you now when its raining cats and dogs?
Answer: When you step in a poodle!
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Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate and curious to get in.
Those inside are desperate to come out!
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Man A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Man B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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I KNOW!!! The last one is pathetic, but TOTALLY hilarious!
Okay, it was totally hilarious to me.
Maybe I find it that funny because I have a very definite visual image of the two men talking and can envision the dry delivery of the last line.
Yes, I’m laughing again!
I love your chuckle of the day best of all in your blog.
I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
I read the taxi joke and at first I didn’t get it. So I reread it again and finally got it! Of course, a seven year old would have gotten it immediately and would have also loved the poodle joke because both those jokes were just their speed. Sometimes I think that in spite your genius you are still a kid at heart! 🙂
Eating my lunch while reading all your comments today. You almost didn’t get the taxi joke because it was soooooooooooooo juvenile! However, you were warned because I said they were “pathetic.” LOL I just couldn’t help myself. After posting them, I laughed even harder because I knew everyone was going to think I had lost my mind. LOL
I will try to behave better in the future…maybe. LOL
Okay, now here’s a real joke for you! It took me twenty minutes to write the above comment! What took me so long to write it? Why the editing, of course! LOL LOL LOL
LOL THAT is funny!
My last comment took me five minutes to write. You have to admit I am getting faster! 🙂
(shaking my head in dismay at how you can be so slooooooooooooooow)
And my final comment took me one minute to write! Wow, I feel like I am in a horse race! 🙂
LOL
But no matter how much I try I will never be as fast as you! 🙂
Miracles could happen. LOL
If I was as fast as you I would own the world! I would have my memoir written, my screenplay sold, my blog post written, I would be working on writing my twentieth book and my house would be in perfect order! But in order to be as fast as you I would have to have OCD. Can you tell me where I can buy it? 🙂
LMBO Well, I am as fast as me and I DON’T own the world!
I have no idea where you can buy OCD. LOL
I don’t even want to tell you how long it took me to write my last comment! 🙂
It scares me just thinking about it.
But you know what they say, “Writing is five percent inspiration and ninety-five percent perspiration.” I hope you enjoyed my inspirational comments today because I am really sweating now and I need to take a shower! 🙂
P.U.
(holding my nose and hoping you didn’t drip any sweat on my blog)
The late Nora Ephron said that the hardest thing about writing is writing. You bet it’s hard! You think it’s easy coming up with all these comments? 🙂
Yes! You think of the craziest things sometimes!
Okay, now I am REALLY going to take my shower! 🙂
With or without the computer? 😀
“You’re a taxi.” I think I remember Leslie Nielsen deliver that line. 🙂 (No doubt I’m making that up.) -TimK
LOL I think the fact that my mother and Joan didn’t think it was funny at all is even funnier than the joke! 😀
LOL!!! I don’t know which is funnier – your jokes or your repartée with Joan! 😛
I love those jokes! & I laughed out loud too, at all of them except the one about the young man & his mother… I appreciated that one, but mostly because it’s so true!!! :/
here’s one that the middle one of your “pathetic” jokes reminded me of – taken from an old 78 rpm record we found in a yard sale when I was a kid, featuring a turn-of-the-20th-century comedian named Monroe Silver whose stage name was Cohen… this came from one side of the record, a discourse entitled “Cohen Talks About the Ladies”:
“Marriage is an institution – but who wants to live in an institution?” 😀
LOL I love your joke! No doubt, I bet Joan thinks it is lame. LOL LOL