Children At A Wedding
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?”
“Sixteen,” the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”
“Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, “4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”
Children In Church
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.”
A Little Girl And Her Grandfather
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?”
“Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.”
“Oh,” she paused, “Grandpa, did God make me too?”
“Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.”
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he ?”
LOL!!! these are great! 🙂
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I love to read what little kiddos say. these are very funny, can’t wait to read more.
😀 I’m so glad you enjoyed them!
Sometimes they’re too honest. Saying, “Mom, that outfit is so NOT you”, as I’m walking out the door with no time to change.
LOL LOL LOL Yeah, I hear, “When are you going to get more stylish?” every day. LOL
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Thank you so much Debra! I’m not sure I understand what you mean by services? I designed the blog myself. My side business is designing blogs and social media marketer.