Cletus was passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day and through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. He performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, Billy Bob tears the T-shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, “What the world’re ya doing, Billy Bob ?”
“Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,” says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. “Me ‘n the wife been havin’ trouble lately in the bedroom d’partment and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.”
If you didn’t get it, read the last line again…slowly.
I know you are laughing, so stop trying to hold it in so no one can hear you!
I’ve been away again for a while… well, actually I’ve been dealing with a recalcitrant computer… anyway, I’m back again – & I’m laughing out loud at this blog! love it!!!
Welcome back! 😀
LOL love redneck humor!
I agree! There’s nothing like a redneck! LOL
Cute…
🙂 Thanks!
Mom has laughed like a redneck at 5:16 this morning. I’ve been up all night cutting and gluing for Christmas. I have enjoyed every moment of it. I had my country music on – the old country, lol. I guess the redneck country! This was great. I’m going to pin it to my Pinterest. I will share it with Aunt Bob tomorrow.
It is one of my favorite “Chuckles of the Day” so far!
Thank you for the laughter today so cute
I’m glad you enjoyed it! 😉
giggle…thank you for the chuckles. Thank you for joining in the fun at the Thursday Favorite Things hop. Happy Tuesday wishes xo P.S. sorry I’m so late visiting 🙂
You’re welcome! Thanks for stopping by!