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Chuckle Of The Day – Grandpa And The Attorney

By Sherry Riter 10 Comments

Grandpa And Grandma

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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room.

“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”

“What?” said her Grandpa.

“Make a noise like a frog because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney Land!”

 

The Attorney In The Hospital

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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

“No, I’m sorry,” the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,

“I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”

She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing…

After about 20 minutes, the man’s doctor came into the room. “What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answered, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?”

After a pause, the doctor confessed, “Not with a Daffodil.”

 

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  1. Skip_D says

    June 9, 2012 at 12:16 am

    ROFLOL!!! Those are great! I love your chuckles!!!

    Reply
    • The Redhead Riter says

      June 9, 2012 at 12:17 am

      😀

      Thanks Skip!

      Reply
  2. mom says

    June 9, 2012 at 2:23 am

    I will never look at a daffodil the same ever. lol I love your funnies. I will never be ugly in the hospital or difficult. lol {like I have in the past} lol The pictures are great!!!!!!!!!!!! Have a great weekend!

    Reply
    • The Redhead Riter says

      June 9, 2012 at 6:31 pm

      🙂
      Thanks Mom!

      Reply
  3. Susanne says

    June 9, 2012 at 6:44 am

    The photo of the daffodil…ohhhhhh! The jokes weren’t too shabby either. 😉

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    • The Redhead Riter says

      June 9, 2012 at 6:32 pm

      LOL Thanks Susanne!

      Reply
  4. Teresha says

    June 9, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Hahahaha! Nothing like good hospital humor to start the day off right!

    Reply
    • The Redhead Riter says

      June 9, 2012 at 6:33 pm

      Somehow I can see you laughing at this, Teresha! LOL I’m glad you enjoyed it. 😀

      Reply
  5. Lorri S says

    June 9, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Love them!!!!

    Reply
    • The Redhead Riter says

      June 10, 2012 at 1:04 am

      😀

      Reply

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