A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon, so he took four worms and placed them into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol … Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke …Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup … Dead.
The fourth worm in good, clean soil … Alive!
So the Minister asked the congregation, “What did you learn from this demonstration?”
Little Johnny was sitting in the back and quickly raised his hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”
That pretty much ended the service!!
LOL!!! Love it! 😀
I’m glad Skip!
I love these,lol
I love to laugh, Mom! I’m glad you enjoyed it.
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Well, it looks like I laughed the longest and hardest of all your readers! Actually, on second thought it wasn’t that funny, but it was funny enough and I don’t want to go back and delete all those LOL’s! But what I really want to know is why Skip gave it only one LOL? 🙂
You are soooooooooooooooooooo silly, Joan!!!!
Actually, I may in fact have laughed as hard as anyone, but as our hostess knows, this one hit pretty close to home for me, so I was grinning as much as laughing!!! LOL!
Now I’m LOLing
I love it! 🙂
Glad it gave you a big smile, Wendy!!!
Did you take this picture? This looks like the church Terry and I got married in!
Nope, this is one of the few pictures that I personally didn’t take – sorry!