Chuckle of The Day – 46 Interesting Adult Truths

I love fun and funny facts or truths.

I also love men. They are so different when compared to women.

No, really!

No, really! I’m being honest!

Men have so many unique qualities and attributes that make them interesting, perplexing and exciting.

So keep remembering what I’ve said as you read all about some adult truths. When you get to the last one that is about men – just smile.

{{{{hugssss}}}} to all the men! We DO love you!

46 Fun and Interesting Adult Truths

1. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
2. When you are young, someone always tries to steal your nose.
3. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
4. Someone, somewhere will always be offended.
5. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
6. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you’re wrong.
7. 30 seconds after permanently deleting/throwing/burning it, you need it.
8. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
9. 90% of women wash their hands after using a public restroom; 75% of men do.
10. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
11. There needs to be a chat emoticon that rolls it’s eyes.
12. An average woman speaks about 7,000 words a day; an average man speaks about 2,000.
13. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
14. Nothing is ever as simple as it first appears.
15. Was learning cursive really necessary?
16. The more you know, the more you realize how little you know.
17. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
18. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
19. The more it hurts to learn something, the longer you will remember it.
20. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
21. Women, no matter what size, are always going to be insecure about something on their body.
22. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.
23. There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
24. Bad decisions make good stories.
25. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
26. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection… again.
27. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
28. You can’t plan to be spontaneous.
29. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
30. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
31. It’s the small stuff that gets you in the end.
32. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.
33. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Woman have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
34. Those books you set aside to reread someday? You won’t read them.
35. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
36. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
37. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
38. Your computer will always crash 1 second before you remember to save.
39. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you didn’t hear a word they said?
40. Every time you drop a buttered slice of bread or toast, it will always hit the floor buttered side down.
41. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
42. Shirts get dirty. Underwear get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
43. Triangular cut sandwiches always taste better than square ones.
44. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey ~ but I’d bet everyone can find the snooze button from 3 feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
45. Things are always in the last place you put them and the last place you think to look.
46. The first testicular guard, the “Cup”, was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies, shhhhhh. You’ll just make it worse.