A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. ” We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up .
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
“Okay,” he says, “They’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way.”
What are we going to do with you, Red? Ha ha!
hee hee hee
I can imagine two people doing this with their kids. *Impish*
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i know two people who would actually do this.. and I call them mom and dad…LOL
LOL Loved it!
I didn't see the punch line coming. Love it.
This is perfectly awesome humor!!! I'm going to tell it at Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow night! LOL Hope yours is stuffed with blessings and joy!
Hilarious!!!
Love it! Great post…Happy Thanksgiving.
Hilarious!
Stealing!!