The Old
Number One
How to be cruel to old guys: AARP Eye Chart
Number Two
Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.
‘Young man, we’re both 90 years old,’ the husband said,’We may not have 45 minutes.’
They were seated immediately.
Number Three
The Young
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
‘Why do you do that, Mommy?’ he asked.
‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
‘What’s the matter,’ asked Larry. ‘Are you giving up, Mommy?’
Laughter does make the heart merry! Thanks for making mine all the merrier today! djSandyg
Love this post, especially the chart of our lives….
That eye chart is such a tease and number three is so TRUE! Thanks for the chuckle!
Mother has laughed all day! I experienced the one for looking for things I had a minute ago. Twice today. The ponds cream cracked me up for I have used it for 40 years or more. I am still waiting.
I love you
mom
I was intently looking over your post, when baked French toast captured my attention. Thank-you!
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Loved them and I needed the laugh!