Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
I have too many friends that are men, so it is best if I do not comment.
(silently laughing my head off)
Relax! It is just a joke!
mom2kiddos says
Hahaha!!! Totally agree with you! Thanks for sharing this!
bradssafeandlock says
And the nuts rule ! :o)
Ana says
Haha- made my night! thank you =)
PJ says
How Hilarious, but so true! (did I say that?!) LOL!
I clicked your +1. Before I clicked it, it showed 2. I clicked it and it stayed at two. I clicked it again and it went down to 1, I clicked it again and it went back to two. What's up?
Love ya!
PJ
A Quiet Corner says
How true is that!!!…LOL…:)JP
Mom of Mayhem says
Totally priceless and true!!!
Doreen Lombardo-Campisi says
Hysterical. Perfect timing for a good laugh. Thanks. Loved it.
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Katherines Corner says
LOL! ?
Janie says
this is hilarious and so true! LOL!
SK Sartell says
Thanks so much for making me grin.
Geography of a Woman
SK
Mike says
Thanks, RR! That made me laugh aloud even though the wife, daughter and 1.3 yr old grand boy are sleeping. The joy ( and bane) of the Interwebs is stumbling upon something fine like your site whilst involved in a mostly unrelated search.
Lucky me!
Sherry Riter says
😀 Good! I’m glad you found it funny enough to laugh out loud! Sometimes accidents are great. Thanks for visiting. 🙂