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Chuckle of the Day – Geography of a Woman & Man

By Sherry Riter 12 Comments


Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past..

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
AP Photo/Mehr News, Sajjad Safari)

 

I have too many friends that are men, so it is best if I do not comment.

(silently laughing my head off)

Relax! It is just a joke!

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  1. mom2kiddos says

    July 9, 2011 at 3:27 am

    Hahaha!!! Totally agree with you! Thanks for sharing this!

    Reply
  2. bradssafeandlock says

    July 9, 2011 at 3:48 am

    And the nuts rule ! :o)

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  3. Ana says

    July 9, 2011 at 4:51 am

    Haha- made my night! thank you =)

    Reply
  4. PJ says

    July 9, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    How Hilarious, but so true! (did I say that?!) LOL!

    I clicked your +1. Before I clicked it, it showed 2. I clicked it and it stayed at two. I clicked it again and it went down to 1, I clicked it again and it went back to two. What's up?

    Love ya!
    PJ

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  5. A Quiet Corner says

    July 9, 2011 at 6:38 pm

    How true is that!!!…LOL…:)JP

    Reply
  6. Mom of Mayhem says

    July 10, 2011 at 2:51 am

    Totally priceless and true!!!

    Reply
  7. Doreen Lombardo-Campisi says

    July 10, 2011 at 7:22 am

    Hysterical. Perfect timing for a good laugh. Thanks. Loved it.

    http://helpingronald.blogspot.com/

    Reply
  8. Katherines Corner says

    July 10, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    LOL! ?

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  9. Janie says

    July 10, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    this is hilarious and so true! LOL!

    Reply
  10. SK Sartell says

    September 13, 2011 at 11:14 pm

    Thanks so much for making me grin.
    Geography of a Woman

    SK

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  11. Mike says

    July 27, 2013 at 10:13 am

    Thanks, RR! That made me laugh aloud even though the wife, daughter and 1.3 yr old grand boy are sleeping. The joy ( and bane) of the Interwebs is stumbling upon something fine like your site whilst involved in a mostly unrelated search.
    Lucky me!

    Reply
    • Sherry Riter says

      July 29, 2013 at 12:22 am

      😀 Good! I’m glad you found it funny enough to laugh out loud! Sometimes accidents are great. Thanks for visiting. 🙂

      Reply

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