An elderly couple is
attending church services.
attending church services.
About halfway through,
she writes a note and
hands it to her husband.
she writes a note and
hands it to her husband.
It says,
“I just let out a silent fart.
What do you think I should do?”
He scribbles back,
“Put a new battery
in your hearing aid.”
Thinking it must be freeing to be
really old and get by with this stuff!
and when i am old i will wear purple …
cute and funny 🙂
That was a good one. I'm still chuckling.
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That's AWESOME!! Hahahaha!
Good one… thanks for the chuckle.
When you girls are old you will not know it!!!! That is how it is, you only know you cannot do what you use too do with ease or not at all, You look in the mirror and think, now when did that happen, or who the hell is that looking back at me. You fight the umbrella because it is so hard to open and close. So you buy one that opens and closes itself, but guess what, the dang button to open and close it is too hard for your sore fingers to push. You park your car in the mall, you come out and you have forgotten where it is. The heat is too much for you so you call your hubby and say help. He comes to find it the first one in the row where you are standing,lol. You have to be OCD in your every day activities, or you will for get to do them, like take your blood pressure med. or asthma. Later on in the day your heart starts racing and you are wheezing and you remember. I could go on for ever but I have to go take my med. before I forget it. All in all life is fun, and I laugh at myself all the time. Now Sherry , she does not think I am so funny about some things and she gets on my butt but she has to laugh at this today. Don't you dear? I love you.
mom
ps, I cannot get my google to work!!!!
OMG, too funny. Reminds me of my grandmother. She was half deaf and refused a hearing aid. Not that she farted in public. Gross.
LOL
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tee hee…I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants!
funny, but gross. I can just picture my grandma saying pardon me after passing gas. She has such impeccable manners even while being gross
Too funny, still laughing. I never never farted, until retirement – go figure! Blessings, Janet