Laughter really does release endorphins to the brain and makes your feel better. So when I received this in an email, I just had to share the chuckle…
Three men were hiking through a forest…
when they came upon a
large raging, violent river
Needing to get to the other side,
the first man prayed:
‘God, please give me
the strength to cross the river.
Poof!!!
God gave him big arms
and strong legs…
and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that,
the second man prayed:
‘God, please give me strength
and the tools to cross the river’
Poof!!!
God gave him a rowboat and
strong arms and strong legs…
and he was able to row across
in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened
to the first two men,
the third man prayed:
‘God, please give me
the strength,
the tools and the
intelligence to cross the river’
Poof!!!
HE WAS TURNED
INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards upstream…
and walked across the bridge.
Moral of the story:
Guys, if at first you don’t succeed,
do it the way your wife told you!
The Zany Housewife says
Ha! I love it! I'm going to email that one to my husband. 🙂
addicted2shius says
hahaha that's awesome!
kj says
Having been married three times to three different men (Just a disclaimer, some people marry the same guy twice), I can say with vast knowledge and expertise that this "joke" is every couple's reality.
Gotta love men!?!?
Grandma Yellow Hair says
Priceless is this joke and oh so funny.
Glad I stopped by today
Love
Maggie
Lifewithpurpose says
Big Red You are appreciated!
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Julie Jabbers says
Very Funny, thanks
More Milestones says
Loved it!… but then again, I always love your Chuckles. : )
mayshedream says
lmao! such a funny chuckle! love it!