- (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying, ‘Just shut up!’
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
I won’t say which of the above are true with me because I don’t want to incriminate myself.
hahahaha! I don't want to icriminate my self, too… but it's true! 😀
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LOL… I think ALL of these are true for me! Hahaha! Very cute! Thanks for sharing!
I'm just glad my husband does not read your blog!! I don't want him to know these things……….
Katlupe, what is your husband's email address? LOL LOL
I actually saw this a few days back, but it's a good refresher for me to know these few hints of what a woman is thinking.
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Ha! So true!
Sam
Mom. Undecided.
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Hahahahaha! I cannot count the number of those statements which I use on a REGULAR basis! SOOOOOO True!
Thanks for stopping and commenting on my post! That particular subject was (is) a sore spot, because while visiting some of the elderly ladies who I used to clean house for, it is really sad when I walk into the home, and complete strangers want me to sit and visit with them, or come over to where my "friends and I are visiting and want to be included. It automatically takes me back to when I was a nurses aide and experienced the "neglect" from the children of the elderly. I understand about busy lives, but as the Bible says, God First, Family second, and everything else LAST. Love ya Bunches!
All my love and prayers to Alyssa!
PJ
I've used a few of these…I won't say which ones either ((blushing)).
~Mona
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So funny! As a fellow redhead, I find this hilarious because I think its true when they say we are more stubborn and hardheaded than everyone else. Or at least thats what my hubby says…
So true… I would like to add #10. I am not asking you again – which means I ask at least another several times or use one of the 9 points repeatedly… ha!ha!
Have you been talking to my husband? Fine. Whatever.