I thought that this little dialogue was going in one direction when it totally threw me a curve and I really just laughed out loud. I’m sorry men, after my post yesterday, this just seemed appropriate, but you probably won’t like it, but in case you do read the whole thing….Remember, this is just a joke!
“Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Eve?”
“I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I’m just not happy.”
“And why is that, Eve?”
“Lord, I am lonely. And I’m sick to death of apples.”
“Well, in that case, I have a solution, Eve. I shall create a man for you.”
“A man? What is that, Lord?”
“A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He’ll lie, cheat and be vain. He’ll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things; all in all, he’ll give you a hard time. But I’ll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things, like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won’t be as smart as you, so he will need your advice to think properly.”
“Sounds great, but… what’s the catch, Lord?”
“Well, you can only have him on one condition.”
“Oh. What would that be?”
“As I said, he’ll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring – so you’ll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret . . . you know, woman to woman.”
🙂 Cute! Thanks for the gift on twitter moms.
LOVE IT!!!
I just discovered you! I'll be back because this looks like so much fun. (Also because I'm a redheaded "riter," too — and I'm married to a redhead and have four redheaded sons!)
Nice to meet you!
I read this to my hubby, he and I laughed and laughed. Thanks for the red ribbon gift and I read Sophia's story today. I hope she gets far away from him.