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The Cardiologist Says…

By Sherry Riter 6 Comments

Let me preface with…I am not doing this because I like food too much, however, after reading all the health books and magazines, it often feels like this is truly the only way to lose weight! But then I wouldn’t be healthy! Such a catch 22.

The cardiologist’s diet:

vomiting fountain
vomiting fountain

If it tastes good
spit it out.

Click here to see the
Vomiting Fountain Sculptor in London

I hate vomiting.

It makes me sick.

(That was my dry humor injection.)

The Redhead Riter

Filed Under: Chuckle, Different Tagged With: Humor, Laugh

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  1. Lisa says

    February 19, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Having a heart kid and spending much time with cardiologists, well, this made me chuckle! Not far from true, I'm afraid.

    *sigh*

    Lisa @
    All That and a Box of Rocks

    Reply
  2. Anything Fits a Naked Man says

    February 19, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    Hahaha! Oh, dear! That was hilarious! Thanks!

    Reply
  3. Faith | UPrinting says

    February 19, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    Seriously? Oh, I'd choose to not to stop loving foods instead. 😀 how can I spit out the foods I enjoy to eat? Besides, eating is my hobby. LOL.

    Reply
  4. bluecottonmemory says

    February 20, 2010 at 2:19 am

    If you would send me your personal journal blogroll button wordpress friendly I would put it on my blog:)

    Reply
  5. Teresha@Marlie and Me says

    February 20, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    if food didn't taste good we'd all starve 😀
    I don't believe in denying myself "bad" foods. I eat what I want…only in moderation though. I find that I desire less sugary, fried, or fatty foods because they aren't off limits.

    Reply
  6. ~J says

    February 20, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    LOL! Isn't that the truth?!

    Reply

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