These only have the intention of giving you a good belly laugh.
The first two pictures are in a definite order…
This life really boils down to 2 questions….
1. Should I get a dog?
OR…
2. Should I have children?
This is not my dog and not my children! Thankfully!
No matter what situations life throws at you….
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
Remember ~~ there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Not The Job of My Dreams
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Patience
At a grocery store
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “No.” The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, “Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through – don’t be upset. It won’t be long now.”
Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn’t have any, she began to cry. The mother said, “There, there, Monica, don’t cry – only two more aisles to go and then we’ll be checking out.”
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, “Monica, we’ll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap.”
The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Monica,” he began.
The mother replied, “I’m Monica – my little girl’s name is Tammy.”
Hang In There!
Redhead, thanks for visiting my blog and leaving a comment. Your post is a hoot.
That first picture practically gave me a heart attack. That second one basically did the same. Good gracious.
I have kids so i would say, have a dog!! hehe.. just kiding!! have a great sunday!! X
So funny!
thanks for stopping by and saying hi, I love this post, I have children, so for me it was one or the other… since i already have kids, i don't think we will be getting a dog anytime soon!
oh my God…these pictures are priceless..great find…
thanks for the comment love..and also for making me laugh..
You are too funny! The first two photos and captions are PRICELESS! Hilarious! 🙂
Too funny. Love the grocery store story. That's so me!
Winks & Smiles,
Wifey
I'm Monica! BWAH!
Those are my kids and that's my dog, lol!
Funny post. Thanks for sharing!
To funny!! I love the one with the dog and kid!! My daughter had a good laugh with me too!
coming by from sits!
I love posts like these…thanks for the giggle…
My kids once got a tube of Desitin and painted the side of my couch…they say one of these days I will look back and laugh…I hope so.
Your sunshiny wishes must have worked – I had a wonderful day yesterday.
These are so funny! What a great way to begin my morning 🙂
OMG I love it!! I was insane enough to have both…at the same time. Got a puppy bulldog and then 5 days later delivered my oldest! I am truly nuts! Love this post!!
BTW – Thanks so much for stopping in!!!
As usual, you make me laugh! Get a dog! Unconditional love, can't talk back, and they are trainable!!
Uh Oh…I'm in trouble. I have a kid and dogs. 😉
Thanks for the laugh! 🙂
Wow, that mom has more patience than God if her children really did paint her tv, room and themselves with white paint. Great post!
I have to say go for the kid (that pic cracks me up EVERY time I see it….).
Love that grocery store joke too 😀
Maybe the mommy of the dog and kids in the top two photos were busy blogging?
lol I love those first two pictures!
How funny – if you look on my blog, there´s also a dog on the sofa….i hope very much, it doesn´t look like this in a few days ;))!
Have a wonderful time, Jade
Just popping in from SITS…..
Oh yeah, that first picture is scary. The second…..it should be posted in every high school entrance. 😉
Thanks for the laughs.
Hope your weekend has been beautiful
Very, very funny.
As a childless animal lover, I think you can guess which way my vote goes.
Thanks for stopping by Prattle.
When life gives you lemons right? Happy Sunday!
Very cute post! BTW- I have a dog and two children, and I hope they never do that!
Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Too cute…I love the pic. of the flashlight going through the dogs bottome! Too funny and of course the children and the dog. My doggy would be dog gone that's for sure:)
I can't help but chuckle when I see those first two pictures… and then I say a little prayer that neither ever happens to me!
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hihihhi the pictures are all so cute!! i have a dog and good thing this hasn't happened yet and soon i'm going to be a mom, i just hope that it doesn't happen to me lol
the flashlight pic is hilarious!! just imagine if you combined the dog and kid…double trouble.
Ha ha. That's funny! I'll stick to dogs for just a little while longer!
Thanks for stopping by Babes and Kids! I can't believe that paint picture, that's crazy. Don't know if I would have been calm enough to grab the camera in that situation! Love your blog 🙂
Oh my! After I saw the first two photos, I was thinking, "Uh, I hope that's not her dog and those are not her children!"
Thanks for laugh!! …and thanks for stopping by my blog. 🙂
Have a great week.
I love the picture of the dog at the Vet – hilarious.
Your posts are so well written.
This is so funny… hahahha
We have our children now we are working on the dog. LOL boy am I in for it!
LOL, So funny and cute.
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Have a wonderful weekend.
Lisa
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