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Chuckle of the Day – Men and Chocolate

By Sherry Riter 13 Comments

Yesterday, I told you that men melt and I even posted some photos of melting men.

Today, I thought we could discuss how men are like chocolate.

Sweet

Chocolate is very sweet and to my sugar craving body

sweetness is extremely satisfying.

Men are the sweetest when they want something from you

or they want you to do something.

Smooth

Chocolate, as it melts on your tongue,

is as smooth as silk.

Men can turn on the smooth act like Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind,

and I like a suave, smooth, debonair man.

Let’s face it ladies…

We CAN have our man and chocolate too.

Chocolate Man

I think that picture just melted my computer monitor.

I don’t think I can breathe. Someone get me some oxygen!

 
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Filed Under: Chocolate, Chuckle, Fun, Humor, Relationship

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  1. tweezle says

    March 31, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Oh WOW! I have the strangest craving to lick my computer screen :-P~

    Reply
  2. Joaness says

    March 31, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Ummmmmmmm I forgot what I wanted to say! Yowsa.

    Reply
  3. Bombshell BLISS says

    April 1, 2010 at 12:36 am

    My son just asked if he was eating poo. I replied, "Go away dear, mom's having a moment".

    Thanks! I needed that!

    Reply
  4. The Redhead Riter says

    April 1, 2010 at 2:16 am

    Bombshell Bliss you just made me laugh so hard my stomach started hurting. That was so funny.

    Reply
  5. Pam Ponder says

    April 1, 2010 at 3:44 am

    oh yumm, can I have him 🙂

    Reply
  6. Bitsy Baby Photography says

    May 15, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    yummmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyy…to the chocolate i mean =)

    Reply
  7. Avon Beautiful says

    May 15, 2010 at 11:38 pm

    Mmmmmmm, that looks absolutely positively scrumptiously delicious… and heck, I don't even like chocolate!!!

    Reply
  8. Joan says

    April 8, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    But is he kind? Have a heart of gold? Have a great sense of humor? And is he smart? Ohhh, who cares about all those traits when you look at him and can get lost in his blue eyes! 🙂

    Reply
    • The Redhead Riter says

      April 8, 2012 at 9:29 am

      Phew! At first, you had me worried Joan! LOL

      Reply
  9. Paula says

    December 18, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    Red, cant help it. He is not melting my monitor. He is not doing anything for me. Even worse, I do not liek chocolate anymore.

    Reply
    • Sherry Riter says

      December 19, 2012 at 12:06 am

      Oh my! I can’t imagine not liking chocolate anymore. Did you used to like chocolate?

      Reply
  10. Kim Rowley says

    November 5, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    Reminds of the saying, “Coffee, Chocolate, Men – Some Things Are Just Better Rich.” 🙂

    Reply
    • Sherry Riter says

      November 6, 2013 at 8:00 am

      LOLOLOL Kim!!! 😛

      Reply

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